Last night was sort of weird, but as my friend Steve says, it's a good time if you get a story out of it. And though this is not a great story, it is a story nonetheless. As I've mentioned before, the TV Academy often hosts special nights for various TV shows. They usually feature most of the cast as well as the creative heads behind the show; creator, writers, Exec. Producers, etc. During Emmy season, which seems to extend from September to August, they also host events which are not theirs, but put on by TV shows that are trying to get an Emmy nomination or, later, the award itself. These are not put on by the Academy but they usually take place in the Academy auditorium. Which is where the problem began.
The event - which was a night on the TV show
Boston Legal, was supposed to start at 7PM, so at 6:20 I picked up my friend Steve and we headed off to the Academy. That's where these events are always held. We got there only to see almost nobody in line. We pulled up to the guard gate and asked about the Boston Legal talk. He was completely confused. He showed me his calendar and there was no Boston Legal anywhere on it. Tonight they were showing a movie in the auditorium, the latest Lindsey Lohan thriller. I believe it's called "I Know Who Killed My Career." I'm told she learns the answer when she happens to look into a mirror. At any rate we pull away and start making phone calls. I was positive the talk was tonight. We figured out it must be somewhere else. The first calls we both make aren't answered; nobody is home. They're probably at the Boston Legal function which is supposed to begin in about 20 minutes.
Finally, Steve calls a number and gets the wife of the person he was calling only to learn that it was indeed at the TV Academy. I was vindicated. So we hightail it back only to find out that indeed, "I Know Who Murdered My Hopes & Dreams" was playing. Not Boston Legal. we make more phone calls and discover the event was actually taking place at the Writer's Guild theater. In Beverly Hills. Over the mountains and through the woods. Nowhere near. And it begins now in 10 minutes. I hadn't bothered to read the location event, just the date and time.
So we begin the trip, hightail it over Deep Canyon, and pull into the Writer's Guild parking lot at about 7:25. We figure we've missed a bit of it but we'd catch what we could. We run down to the Guild theater only to see a long line waiting to get in. We weren't late. They were. We made it. We wait a few minutes and then a perky blond from the Guild - or whatever - walks down the line and looks at the end of it and says it's doubtful that we'll get in. The theater is filling up but as there was food and drink beforehand not everyone is inside yet so they don't have a head count. If we want to we can wait but the odds are against us. Several people leave. We wait. Not happy but deciding we'll just head for dinner. Oh, well.
A few minutes later the same woman comes by and issues a one word command. "Stay!" She then leaves. Since we're mostly writers in TV we're actually better than my dog, LD, at taking commands like that. So we stay. A few minutes pass and she comes back and says we can't go inside the auditorium, but they've set up monitors so we can watch from the lobby. And besides, there's plenty of food for us in the meantime. So we're happy.
We enter. Steve and I grab some food, and I notice that they are still trying to get the final stragglers to their seats. I motion to Steve and we slip in, even though we're not supposed to. I guess LD's view of commands rubbed off on me more than I realized. The people who we joined started to move down the aisles. I saw two seats in the back. Hesitantly, I said, "Are those taken?" The people said no, so Steve and I took them. The Guild theater isn't big and no seats are that bad. Somehow, against all odds, we were there. We didn't believe it, but we were.
The event began way late with about ten minutes of great clips from the past season, the season that is up for the Emmy, which was, of course, the purpose of the night. To convince us, who vote, that their show should be getting the statue. Most of the clips were hysterically funny but there were a few very serious moments as well. Boston Legal moves back and forth from serious drama to high comedy, and it is a show I like an awful lot.
After the clips we saw some highlights from the coming season. The films portion of the night ended and the cast was brought in. Everyone was there from William Shatner to their new recruit, John Larroquette. Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post was the moderator. And between a poorly placed microphone on her and her accent, it was hard to make out what she was saying. It was obvious she loved the show but unfortunately she felt the need to talk about herself for a bit when the evening was not about her but the show. Eventually the questions started and the cast and David Kelley, the show's creator, answered. There were also questions taken from the audience; handed in on index cards. Arianna had problems trying to make sense out of one question when somebody called out that she needed to move her microphone so she could be heard. She did and read the question again word for word from the card. After she did I said to Steve I can now hear it but it still doesn't make any sense. The woman sitting in front of me turned and said Yeah.
Some nights you get great questions asked. This was not one of those nights. With arguably, the best pedigree cast on all of TV, there were no serious questions about what they do. There were some political questions to David Kelley, and a few questions to the cast, but nothing that would make you remember the evening, if you didn't have to go through the Los Angeles version of hell itself to get there. The rapport between Spader and Shatner was evident here as well as on the tube, and Shatner was funny, appropriately so, but the question part wasn't nearly as good as I've seen done in the past.
Not a great evening, but I got a story out of it, so I guess it was still worthwhile.
Note: If you want to read about some of the questions and answers asked, CLICK HERE. Labels: Boston Legal